This kid is a genius. Why not solve a problem common to every kid forced into a science project? She sacrificed her time to discover just how much turmoil a science project can cause a family. The results are NOT disappointing!

Science projects can get expensive with all the supplies you may need to buy. This kid decided to steal supplies from the science lab instead. But what do you do with a bunch of random tools from the school science lab? How about just make that your project? Now that’s breaking bad.

We’re guessing the teacher one look at this project before marching her down to the principal’s office for some sensitivity training…

We’re guessing the teacher one look at this project before marching her down to the principal’s office for some sensitivity training…

Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. This boy could have stood one foot over, and it would have not looked so bad. He was so proud of this mound of tinfoil though that he had to line up right behind it.

This guy is scratching his head (and other body parts) over a solution to his itchy problem.

What could possibly be creepier than meeting men on craigslist? How about a teenage guy with a porn star mustache and an ancient computer doing a school project on meeting men on craigslist? Yeah, that is.

Then there’s the smell of old people. This girl wanted to know why her grandma smells. The picture of poop on her board suggests fart-smelling may have played a role in her research as well.

Most kids agree that doing research stinks, but it literally stinks for this guy. He set out to test what his farts smelled like and concluded that they smell yummy. Perhaps he should retest that part on cabbage.

There’s no sugar coating how this girl feels about her braces. What could have been a decent project about oral hygiene and dental care turned into an R-rated rant about how much she hates braces.

This girl should get a gold star for her efforts. Nobody can deny that she did her own research judging from the double casts, which go well with her hypothesis about how high is too high when jumping off buildings.

These guys steered clear of any boobs and instead focused on something more controversial: virginity. And based on their proud grins, the movie the 40-Year-Old-Virgin might not be so far off in their future…

This kid is taking it up a notch or two to focus on a different body part. He shows great potential for a future in gynecology.

A tree huggers dream, this science project could have used a better name, as “extreme wood” makes the mind wander far beyond the forest.